NC: So, of course, it became a big hit! (Next to him, the covers for the games Super Elf Bowling, Super Elf Bowling Collection, Elf Bowling 7 1/7: The Last Insult and Elf Bowling: Hawaiian Vacation appear) A cute idea, I guess, not really anything that special. NC (vo): Elf Bowling is based on a computer game from the late 90s about Santa throwing a bowling ball at striking elves. The footage from the source material it's based on also plays out briefly) (The title and clips from this movie are shown. NC: (looks up in thought) In fact, how is that not more than PG, (holds up Blu-ray again) but how is the animated movie based on the game PG?! I know how that one is PG, that makes sense. (Cut to a shot of a poster labeled "Fucking Elf Blowing", which shows several women in sexy Santa-like outfits) NC: How is fucking Elf Bowling PG?! Oh, I mean. He then turns the cover around to show the back and points to the rating the movie got: PG, after which he throws the cover down in frustration) But in this case, he glowers silently at the camera for several seconds, before holding up a Blu-ray disc of the movie to be reviewed: Elf Bowling: The Movie. (The Channel Awesome logo and the title sequence plays, then open on NC sitting in his usual spot, in his Christmas attire.
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